XXVI – X-mas speshul pt.2

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If you are looking for inspiration for your own Christmas cards take a look at naldzgraphics’ alternative renditions of Santa at: http://naldzgraphics.net/inspirations/santa-claus-illustrations/, where I also found the picture above. I guess you know what to expect from this post, and if you are even coming back for more, I am truly happy.

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“Hur, hur, ho” laughed Santa Klawz as he placed the traditional  festive “dekureishuns” in crimson sprinkles in the drifts of snow around the tribe’s fortress. He had learned a lot of the craft in his years as Boss X-mus Dekureitah. For instance – too little blood and  the snow would be only pinkish, too much and it would melt.

Soon he would have finished painting the festive red and would  continue with the gall green – painted with lovely bile. He felt  the Christmas Spirit’s energy fill him with the joy of being an  Ork, the glory of Boss Crafmanship. “Hur, hur, ho.”

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So now the first round of fightin’ of my 4 player mini-campaign has been played and rewards given as proppa.  The games played were

Panzees – ‘Umies
Fish ‘eads – Bugs
Orkz is da best!

The results this far are (VP = Victory Points, P = Primary objectives claimed, S = Secondary objectives and Win, Lose, Draw):

Team VP P S W D L
Orkz <9000 All 🙂 Y 0 -7
Umies 8 2 2 1 0 0
Tau 6 1 3 1 0 0
Panzees 1 0 1 0 0 1
Nids 0 0 0 0 0 1

Everybody got a little something (well at least an opportunity to get something) – it’s Christmas after all. The winners got two rolls at a special gift table – a classic D66 table where each slot is a individual item. I will reveal the actual list in the last post of the mini-campaign so that I can let the players roll a number of their own without worrying about cheating. 😉 Or as ‘Urghnould says

Neva trust anybody elz dan a greenskinnah! An neva trust a greenskinan unless E’s a proppa Ork. An neva trust a proppa ork if E’s a Deffskull! An neva trust a Ork dat sez E aint un of dem Deffskullz for E might be lying, dat Sod!
-‘Urghnould

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“Jobz a good’un!”, Santa Klaws exlamated in satisfaction as he spilled the last drops of blood and bile in the snow drifts. Returning the jars of bodily fluids back to their shed, he passed the boyz’ barracks and the Stormboyz, marching grounds. “Odd gitz them Stormboyz…” he thought, shaking his head. “Best see if dem Mekz shop gotz some proppa speshul lights fer dem X-mus treez. Hur, hur, ho!”

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The first mission saw the less respektabul races land on Corvae Thun Turi’s northern pole and encountering some bogeys. *Not da uns in dere noses, git!* To give the results some context: The game was an objective mission where three buildings placed along the central line of the table were Primary Objectives. The full details of the mission can be found in the last blog post. As mentioned before the players play with locked lists through these 5 games. The lists are:

The Bugses:
Hive tyrant {2 x twin-linked devourers with brainleech worms, regeneration, wings}
Tervigon {adrenal glands, toxin sacs, catalyst, regeneration}

2 units of Termagants  {20+19}
2 units of Ymgarl Genestealers {6+7}

Da bugs are hunting da DNA [d’na:] of Da Santa and his reindeers, dey say.

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The Panzee’s force:

Spiritseer
Warlock

10 Guardians, missile launcher
20 Guardians, 2 bright lance
10 Storm Guardians, 2 flamers
5 Wraithguard

Wraith Lord, scatter laser, 2 flamers
Falcon, scatter laser, holo field

“Da Deffskullz report that the panzees intend to find the lost spirit of Christmas, store it in a Waystone and bring it back to the
craftworld for all the other space elves to enjoy once again.” Pfft. Pansies.

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‘Umies

Platoon Command Squad {Commander-powerfist, Medic, 2 plasma guns)
Primaris Psyker

4 Infantry Squads
2 Heavy Weapon Squads (Mortars and Heavy Bolters)
Veteran Squad
Harker

Ratlings {5}

“Commander Karl the Great got the mission straight from an explorer fleet minutes after it left the warp. An Standard Template Construct had been found on the planet X-mas, but it was controlled by the heretical Joulupukki and his tedious elves.

The commander gathered his Vostroyan finest troops and plotted his assault on the heretical world. A STC in heretical hands couldn’t go unpunished, especially for such heretical things as x-mas presents.” Come un get yer buttz kicked. *hur, hur, hur* You don’t even know da Joulupukki got Stomped ded ‘ard!

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Fish ‘eadz

Hq 1 Commander, Iridium C&C, multi, warning, positional, flamer,  fusion 190
Hq 1 Ethereal, blacksun 55
T 12 FW champ 118
T 12 FW champ, bonding 130
T 12 Kroot, sniper +1 hound 89
E 1 Riptide, plasma, ion, warning 190
F 4 Pathfinders 44
F 4 Pathfinders 44
H 2 Broadsides, missiles+more missiles, warning 140

Dem gitz gonna try and get da teks of da Santa Meks!

SANTA ORC

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Dis Santas already been seen at work.

Next the players have discovered some secrets in the rubble of the ruins by the northern pole. These lead them to seek the counsel of a great Oracle in a nearby valley (or to follow those who do). The winners of the first mission get a bit of a head start and Seize the Initiative in Mission #2 on the roll of 4+.

The second mission, is here: #2-Answer Snowman.

Good luck to the Gitz – I hope dey get to fight a proppa fight! *hur, hur*

As I understand it the boyz have scheduled their games already so expect a short update next week (just before 14.12) in regards of this mini-campaign. If I can get around to it I’ll try to give you proppa Bat-Reps of the 3 final games. Stay tuned and be nice – Santa Klaws is extra watchful right now.

Waaaagh!! X-mas!

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One response to “XXVI – X-mas speshul pt.2

  1. Pingback: LXIII – X-mus again! pt.1 | Poison Tail's project work-things·

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